What's Qatarted?
That’s Qatarted! is a satirical media hub dedicated to exposing Qatar’s gleaming facade as a calculated long con against Western institutions. By dissecting its investments in sports, universities, and global prestige alongside its funding of Islamist movements and propaganda arms, we reveal the dangerous project hiding behind the skyline of Doha.
Our platform turns complex geopolitics into gripping, accessible storytelling that cuts through diplomatic spin and PR gloss. With every article, thread, and post, we invite readers to laugh at the absurdity—then look closer at the threat behind the joke.
Mission
Our mission is to show, with sharp wit and rigorous research, that the “emperor” of Doha has no clothes—and to expose Qatar as the conman tailor behind a carefully engineered mirage. We exist to document how its billions are deployed to buy influence, launder reputation, and normalize a radical Islamist project under the guise of philanthropy, culture, and sport.
Vision
This is not a one‑off blog; it is a full‑scale digital offensive designed to be the antidote to the billions pouring into the “Qatarization” of Western discourse. We envision an informed public that can see through PR campaigns, resist silent surrender to soft power, and push back against a regime using cash to rewrite global norms.
We reimagine how geopolitical commentary should look and feel. Crafted for readers who are tired of sanitized talking points, That’s Qatarted! blends hard analysis with dark humor to expose how Qatar’s “soft power” campaign erodes the foundations of the West.
Instead of tanks and troops, Qatar buys soccer teams, endows elite universities, and hosts global events, all while bankrolling Islamist movements and proxies that push an extreme agenda. Our work tracks this shell game—showing how money is used to silence critics, shape future elites, and rebrand radical ideology as harmless “cultural nuance.”
Humor is the delivery system, not the message. By using satire, we puncture the propaganda balloon, bypass diplomatic fatigue, and give audiences a vocabulary—“That’s Qatarted!”—to call out this specific brand of geopolitical gaslighting whenever they see it.